What a Ride

After 8 ½ long, grueling years Bernice finally became a citizen last week. And what better way to celebrate becoming an American than by riding to your own party in the most obscene, jacked up, gas-guzzling car of all time? And that is how nine lesbians (plus Charmaine) found ourselves in a lifted Ford Excursion limousine, complete with 20” wheels, full bar area, hardwood floors, wave seats, two flat screen TVs, satellite radio and complimentary copy of Beach Bunny Babes. God Bless America!

The beast arrived around 5PM and we have to admit it was even gaudier and more ridiculous than we could have ever hoped for. After taking a bunch of photos (nice cleavage, Charmaine) we were on our way to the Swizzle Inn for the party of the century. Along the way there was a hell of a lot of fun: drinking, singing, toasting, and a dance performance that made us wish there was a stripper pole in the car. That reminds us, we gotta tell the guy to install one of those.

The ride was only about an hour long but it was the best hour of all time. And we have the videos to prove it. (See previous blog entry.)